xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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