South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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