Having a random hookup so left but love u
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dicks are not precious.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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