i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.