butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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