i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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