is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dicks are not precious.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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