we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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