Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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