i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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