it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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