I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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