I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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