Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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