she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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