do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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