Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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