...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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