Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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