That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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