if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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