I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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