She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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