I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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