how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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