if i can run in heels then i can drive
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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