Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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