I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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