I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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