Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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