Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
