Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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