Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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