Me too!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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