everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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