I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Drake has all the answers
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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