We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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