It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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