You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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