You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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