I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
