I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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