Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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