# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
