Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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