tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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