It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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