btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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