I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We were destined to go to rehab together
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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