I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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