It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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