There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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