where does the pee come out of this thing
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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