Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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