that's an acceptable place to lick
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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