i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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